Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize
