You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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