what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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