What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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