Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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