I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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