was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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