Non-Jews are for practice
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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