She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I can't put those talents on a resume
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
