So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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