Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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