Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
