I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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