it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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