Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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