You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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