Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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