Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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