i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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