D3 body, D1 cock
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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