i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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