oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
