my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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