Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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