Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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