Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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