do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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