I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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