Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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