Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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