GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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