would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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