in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Randomize