now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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