She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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