I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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