i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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