I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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