you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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