Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Randomize
