So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
wow bdsm is so cute
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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