Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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