I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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