Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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