Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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