Non-Jews are for practice
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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