C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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