i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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