i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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