We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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