I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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