It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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