Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Randomize
