Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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