You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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