I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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