Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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