wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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