someone get that fucking seahorse.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I have post one night stand depression
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